his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
All I want is dick and wine.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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