if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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