Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just blew my weed a kiss
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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