SEEEEXXX PLEASE
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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