What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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