im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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