when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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