how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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