If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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