he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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