If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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