You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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