I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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