I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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