I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
kristin has been a bad kristin
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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