Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Come see our sink grown plant.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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