Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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