things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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