The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize