His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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