You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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