Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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