no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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