Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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