your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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