Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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