Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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