me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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