"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
wow bdsm is so cute
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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