Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize