Pants 0. Shit 1.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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