Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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