I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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