he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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