For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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