we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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