I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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