So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The beer is more important than you right now.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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