Are we in a gay sports bar?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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