He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
pray to the hookup gods
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Congratulations! We have a period
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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