He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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