She's JV to your varsity
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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