i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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