Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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