so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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