Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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