Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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