Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just googled if crying burns calories
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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