Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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