a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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